Wednesday--What I Meant to Say

It's Wednesday and that means it's time to tell everyone what you really meant to say.  It's a great way to get those nagging irritations off your chest (you know cause they just make your chest look all misshapen and lumpy in all the wrong places.)  Link up with Chief and let us know what you really meant.

When I said "Sure mom bring us some of you extra stew."
What I meant to say was:  "Umm, Mom, I know you mean well but you just don't cook like you used to.  the last stew you left us was nasty--green leafy things don't belong in stew.  Thanks but I can cook for myself now.  Just keep your attempts to cook to yourself. "

When I said to Nick, do you need to get up this morning and ski?  What I menat was please just set the alarm and get up when it goes off.  The darn thing wakes me up more than you and I hate the snooze button.  Get up already!

When I said I need to get back to my scrap books, what I meant was holy hell, I need to get caught up or Bruiser will think we only have one kid in the family and he only made it to 18 months old.  Gotta get going on that soon.  Time, I need more time in the day.

When I said Thank you to Brittney at Mommywood for the award, I meant to say Holy F---ing Monkey Balls! I got an award. Brittney rocks and so does this award!

THere are rules to go with this award.

1. Post and love the award.

2. Thank the giver and link to him or her.

3. Use the phrase Holy f-ing monkey balls once.

4. Pass this award on to 9 other bloggers

Here goes:

Chief at (Hiding From the Kids)

Supah at SupahMommy

Bano at Bano's Bits

Slurkin' Stasha at Ponderings of a Middle Aged Woman

Kmama at The Daily Dribbles

Tracie at Stir Fry Awesomeness

Deb at Menopausal New Mom

Jen at Oscarelli

Shortmama at Family of Shorts.

Whew, glad that's done.  Head on over to Cheif's and see what else everyone had to say today.