I'm going to list some of the things that tick me off:
- I hate not getting a good night's sleep because insomnia wants my company at 2:30am.
- I hate slow drivers. You are not safer for going 10 miles under the speed limit. You are a hazard to those of us who obey the speed limits. Also, a major annoyance.
- I hate snotty kids--the ones who think they are oh so cool and have attitude.
- I hate parents who don't care enough to make sure their kids are well dressed and well groomed.
- I hate cleaning bathrooms.
- I hate doing dishes.
- I hate the never ending household tasks, vacuuming I'm looking at you!
- I hate the "natural male enhancement" commercials that litter night time television.
- I hate the two bathtubs in the middle of nowhere. If the stuff works shouldn't they be in the same tub? In a private room?
- I hate when the sheets don't fit the mattress.
- I hate that we have two choices for clothing shopping in our town--cheap like Walmart and Kmart and expensive little boutiques. Nothing in between--unless you count Maurices and I'm too old to shop there.
- I hate bugs and spiders, especially the ones who inhabit my bathtub. Why is it always there that I find them?
- I hate liver.
- I hate migraines.
- I hate when my kids get their feelings hurt.
- I hate waking up from a good dream and not being able to find that dream again.
- I hate that time is rushing by so fast.
I hate migraines, too! And those Cialis commercials irritate me, too...what's with the two bathtubs? And if you're going to get it on, wouldn't you want just one tub? Weird.
ReplyDeleteExcellent subjects of hatred all! do you think the bugs and spiders are in the Cialis bathtubs? Ha. And the thing with the sheets may end up on MY hate list too!
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I agree with pretty much everything on your list. I guess that's why I keep coming back! :) Good spin!
ReplyDeleteI hate that there are so many household chores to do that i hate.
ReplyDeleteI hate the tubs in the middle of nowhere too...what the eff does that have to do with viagra?
ReplyDeleteI pretty much nodded along w/this whole post. I can't ever seem to get beyond the household chores. The bugs in my house have decided my bedroom is better than the tub/shower. Can you imagine? Damn ladybugs and stink bugs IN MY BEDROOM.
ReplyDeleteYep,l I hate these things, too. And yuck to finding waterbugs in the bathtub...I tend to find spiders in the morning in the other rooms of the house, what's up with that?
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